Students’ will to live directly correlated with number of dog sightings per day

As midterm season (i.e. every damn week) crawls on endlessly while spring break seems somehow increasingly farther away, it is clear that Cal students need some sort of relief from the torment that is college. “I’m so done,” sighed one student. “For Lent this year, I actually decided to give…


Therapy Dogs needing euthanasia after trip to Cal

Finals week is right around the corner, and Berkeley students have flooded the campus libraries in a desperate attempt to compensate for their lack of productivity throughout the semester. This miserable week before finals is known as “ dead week ”, as every Berkeley student is either on the verge…