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Berkeley Students Without Housing Pretty Much Screwed At This Point

With students staying up 24/7 to watch the Housing page on the UC Berkeley FB group, students without confirmed housing for the school year are starting to feel the pinch. With less than two weeks until the fall semester at UC Berkeley is slated to begin, it has been determined…

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Giant Phallic Symbol serves as UC Berkeley’s Most Popular Attraction

Giant Phallic Looking object towers over the rest of campus                    Berkeley. It is a college that harbors some of America’s best and brightest minds as well as a smattering of semi-prominent landmarks. Built in March 23rd, 1868, the campus of Berkeley…

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UC Berkeley to house students in tents on Memorial Glade as part of new student housing initiative

School to put up tents to accommodate more students as part of UC Berkeley student housing initiative Though it may come as a shock to incoming freshmen, it’s no secret to Berkeley students that housing in Berkeley is terrible. UC Berkeley is reportedly one of the few colleges in the world…