Articles by Christian Houston

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Abstinence on Tuesday

She looked incredible in her yoga pants and tight pink tank-top, a flirtatious outfit that left little to the imagination. “Are you ready?” I whispered into her ear, running my fingers slowly down her arm. She lay on her back, ready to take whatever I gave her. “Yeah, give it…

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CS61A Group Project becomes New Enrollment System

UC Berkeley uses CS student project for new enrollment system in order to help save money On March 2016, UC Berkeley switched over its enrollment system from Telebears to Cal Central. This change will move informational services and websites such as Tele-Bears, MyFinAid, Bearfacts, and Chancellor Dirks’s personal tumblr into…