December 2015

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Berkeley student gives Santa side eye for wearing Stanford Colors

A Berkeley student at a mall proceeded to glare at Santa last Wednesday for wearing what appeared to be Stanford colors On Wednesday night, as Justin Putnam ventured was dragged into the mall by his family to do some last minute Christmas shopping, Putnam spotted a Santa wearing what appeared to…

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Student skips gym this week because crying also burns Calories

Student does everything she can to avoid studying in Main Stacks As dead week rolled around, and people in various stages of final stress went about their business in Main Stacks, one student sat huddled under a blanket working on her 24 page history paper on the social ramifications of 18th…