November 2015

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Chem Major to spend Thanksgiving Break in hibernation

Chem Major to spend Thanksgiving Break in hibernation and avoid seeing people As Dustin Tau traveled back to his home in Southern California on Wednesday Night, he revealed his plans to simply lock himself in his room and hibernate, doing his best to avoid as much human contact as physically possible,…

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Oski on the run from Stanford PD for urinating on trees to ‘mark territory’

On Thursday night, it was reported that Oski was on the run from the Stanford police department after he had been found urinating on various trees at the Stanford University campus in order “mark his territory ahead of the big game.” According to the Wanted Persons report filed by Stanford PD,…